Michael Bobagard

The creator of the Michael Phone, a leading rival to the Winkle Phone.
His cousin is Michael S. Bogard, well known surgeon based in San Diego.

"Yo, do you have a Michael Phone or a Winkle Phone"
"What's that?"
"Michael Phone, you know, Michael Bobagard. Michael S. Bogards Cousin. He created the Michael Phone. Michael S. Bogard is a well known surgeon based in San Diego though."
"Oh, I have a Winkle Phone."
"We can't be friends-"

by RumpShakingRags May 5, 2025

Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch

She will take Michael secret to the grave

by TallCupOfJoe June 23, 2023

Michael

My world the best ass face and beautiful husband ever

I love you Michael

by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023

Michaeling

When someone holds a smoking device for an extended period of time.

Yo, stop michaeling the disposable vape!!

by SunriseValley696 March 23, 2022

michael ingram

An absolute legend that will fxuk your bxtch any day of the week will carry the fuck out of you in any game and is the best chess player in the world. Also is more ripped than nathan.

No michael ingram dont fuck my bxtch

by Mjchael- October 25, 2020

Michael Fetish

When your so into toes that you even suck your own toes.

Guy 1: I heard that Ryan is a real cool dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, but he's got a major Michael Fetish

by Longson Johnson October 6, 2020

Michael

A big ass forehead nigga who tries to pull girls with his big ass forehead. But gets none.

also known as a gay dude

"Hey guys" - Michael

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HAVE A BF" - girl he tryna pull

by HumptyDumptySatOnaWallHisfatas January 28, 2022