John: dudeee, you take a lonnng time to answer my texts, are you beating your meat?
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha
by Matha_fakka666 November 11, 2018
Get the Beating your meat mug.Damn! I got it last night, but I went up in it naked meant man.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.
by robinU February 3, 2007
Get the naked meat man mug.by ZJ MASTER November 16, 2009
Get the Hot meat Injection mug.A pussy with huge flabby lips that engulf your dick even before you dive into the hole.
Sexy to watch your dick go in and out of that flabby lipped snatch while you fuck.
Also makes pussy lickin alot more fun!
Sexy to watch your dick go in and out of that flabby lipped snatch while you fuck.
Also makes pussy lickin alot more fun!
by a1tim January 13, 2011
Get the loose meat sandwich mug.by YOREMA July 10, 2003
Get the luncheon meat truncheon mug."So, what did you think of Emily last night?" I don't know man, she had some major meat seat." "Really? I dig a girl with good meat seat." "Naw, it's not for me."
by Kenny Lingice June 14, 2007
Get the meat seat mug.Is a term used for annoying Jake Paul fans. These fans will agree with anything that Jake does and are extremely biased. You will find most Jake Meat Riders on the social media platform, Twitter.
Wayne: I love Jake, haha he owns your daddy KSI. I also want to digest every part of Jake’s farts.
Wade: omg omg omg my daddy jake is the best and lets me meat ride all day. I love to smell his farts
TheFan: stop meat riding you clowns!! Have some shame you delusional jake meat rider clowns!!!!
Wade: omg omg omg my daddy jake is the best and lets me meat ride all day. I love to smell his farts
TheFan: stop meat riding you clowns!! Have some shame you delusional jake meat rider clowns!!!!
by TheFan76 June 27, 2023
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