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Beating your meat

Touching your penis in a very sexual way like if you were a porn star
John: dudeee, you take a lonnng time to answer my texts, are you beating your meat?
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha
by Matha_fakka666 November 11, 2018
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naked meat man

Having sex without a condom, in the raw, aka raw dog, raw doggin it
Damn! I got it last night, but I went up in it naked meant man.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.
by robinU February 3, 2007
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Hot meat Injection

The act of putting a hot hard dick into a woman's pussy
Hey baby, want the hot meat injection?
by ZJ MASTER November 16, 2009
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loose meat sandwich

A pussy with huge flabby lips that engulf your dick even before you dive into the hole.
Sexy to watch your dick go in and out of that flabby lipped snatch while you fuck.
Also makes pussy lickin alot more fun!
Can I dig into that loose meat sandwich you twat?!
by a1tim January 13, 2011
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luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.
All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.
by YOREMA July 10, 2003
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meat seat

When a woman's inner labia is hanging out from her vagina.
"So, what did you think of Emily last night?" I don't know man, she had some major meat seat." "Really? I dig a girl with good meat seat." "Naw, it's not for me."
by Kenny Lingice June 14, 2007
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Jake meat rider

Is a term used for annoying Jake Paul fans. These fans will agree with anything that Jake does and are extremely biased. You will find most Jake Meat Riders on the social media platform, Twitter.
Wayne: I love Jake, haha he owns your daddy KSI. I also want to digest every part of Jake’s farts.

Wade: omg omg omg my daddy jake is the best and lets me meat ride all day. I love to smell his farts

TheFan: stop meat riding you clowns!! Have some shame you delusional jake meat rider clowns!!!!
by TheFan76 June 27, 2023
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