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jessie mars

Some white kids that sucks on managers dick to be a manager as well. And their beard don’t connect. And his nouns are gay they/them. He thinks that he’s gonna be some lawyer some day but that’s just his imagination. He is known to girls as the gay best friend and gets no bitches
Jessiemars is the gay best friend of the group that is delusional.
Jessie mars means gay whiteboy
by Real akinator June 6, 2023
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Watermelon margs

Code for licking salty sweetness off a pair of giant boobs.
Me and baseball mom met up for watermelon margs, on Tuesday. Code for licking salty sweetness off a pair of giant boobs.
by Peej Johnson July 25, 2023
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Mick Mars

Former lead guitarist and one of the founding members of Mötley Crüe. Lives in Tennessee with his much younger gold-digger wife who is no doubt screwing the pool boy behind his hunched back. Is often regarded as the most well-behaved member of the band by people who don't know the truth, including the time he was arrested for fucking an 18 year old in the mens bathroom when he was in his mid 30's. Was a deadbeat absent father to his 3 kids, a severe alcoholic and opiod addict, has been married three times and has had numerous dysfunctional relationships because he isnt too bright and chooses social climber hoes to copulate with; though its safe to say his copulating days are now over. Hence why its ridiculous to believe his 40 year old ex model wife is with him for anything other than counting down the days to his death to grab his neglected children's rightful inheritance.

Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Who's that old guy with that department store mannequin? Oh that's just Mick Mars and his plastic "wife".
by BluntForceTrauma99 August 18, 2024
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On mars

Putting domething on the planet mars. Not a person that goes by mars or a street nigga. Just putting shit on planet mars.
Me: i fucked yo momma son
(say it like san)

Son: on what?

Me: on Mars i fucked yo mama
by JDubtweakingfolks August 21, 2024
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easy mark

His wallet is about to fall. What an easy mark.
by Fo'ash September 17, 2023
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Black mark

You're being hunted/cucked by local authorizes, official or not. It will get progressively worse until you make up for what you did, usually a financial thing.
Person 1: I just woke up with two black marks on my leg, looks like it could come from a taser...
Person 2: Nah man, that's just a black mark. Also, we can't be friends anymore.
by LacriyaApheloi September 30, 2023
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