ur moms a man

best comeback to any roast
you can say this to anyone

hey screw it say it at church

Josh: hey what’s up
Alyssa: ur moms a man
Nate : that’s gay

by josh is a rebublican November 12, 2018

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My mom(Christie)

Not only is she a mom but she is my best friend.She’s always there for me no matter what and not because she is being a mom, it’s because she actually cares. I can’t talk to anyone else but her because she is a great listener.Christie (mom) has been through a lot and that makes her a hard worker, a great mother, a great friend, and in all a Strong individual. She always knows what’s wrong with me even when I try to hide everything. She’s my hero;mess with her, mess with me.bye!

My mom(Christie) is a strong and amazing individual who listens to her daughter and will always be there for her;she is a great best friend and their is no doubt about it

by Zoe Sanford November 30, 2018

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dead mom hair

A hair-style which is commonly found on anime characters which are
1) mothers
2) going to die (mostly early on)

The hairstyle is a loosely tied thick pony-tail which is slumped over one shoulder.

Common examples are:
-The mother of the Elric-brothers in "Fullmetal Alchemist"
- Eren's mother in "Attack on Titan"

A: "Oh shit! That MILF has dead mom hair."
B: "Welp, now we know eho's gonna die first."

by Pyronomicon July 10, 2017

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Yer mom gayer

This is the ultimate response to the famous (almost invincible) insult you're mom gay, many scientist have developed this ingenious way to destroy your foe will to live.

Some 9 Year old kid: you leave me no choice...
Me: i'm ready... DO IT!!
Some 9 Year old kid: yer mom gay...
Me: Yer mom gayer
*The 9 year old kid dies horribly, while his soul is slowly sucked into hell and his body burns, whith his last breath he says: "well played..... well played..."*

by Ifyou Readthis Yougay May 21, 2018

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