Dog Law

To urinate on something or someone to claim ownership

"Dude you cant just Dog Law my Girlfriend"

by Wyatt vontiglehooten August 15, 2025

Raymond's Law

The phenomenon of being disturbed during a fap session just as one is about to blow one's load. Named after UK porn magnate Paul Raymond.

Was just about to blow my loads when, as Raymond's Law would have it, the postman rang the doorbell.

by BollysPhysicsFun December 7, 2020

Daigles law

When ever a boy with the last name Daigle is talking or paying attention to you you must say cheese and write cheese on Any surface he is near

Daigles law is active when taking to someone with last name daigle

by EverytrikYT February 8, 2025

Barnum’s Law

A terrible thing happens when you don’t promote: nothing.

Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register

Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999

Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

steppibling-in-law

1- Steppibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's steppibling.

My steppibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.

*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.

by EnhancedAutism May 7, 2020

co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's nibling's spouse.

My co-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by KNN128 June 15, 2021