jack rag

Any form of cloth used to clean up with after jacking off.

"Quick, I'm about to cum, hand me my jack rag."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

Kangaroo Jack

(N.) The TRUE sign of the apocolypse! Not only the "WWE" of Hollywood, it is also one of the, if not the worse movie ever made in history. Kind of like "Half Past Dead," "Deep Blue Sea," "Waterworld," "Battlefield Earth," "The Cable Guy," "Death To Smoochie," "The Godfather Part III," "The Avengers," "The Hulk," "Daredevil," "Jason X," "Carrie 2," "Speed 2," "Harry Potter," "To Wong Foo.." "A Walk to Remember" and "Crossroads" combined into one big steaming, stinking pile of Kangaroo doo. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It's just that horribly bad.

I wonder which man on the planet went 'Bedazzled' to make Kangaroo Jack AND have actual living people go see it?

by G-Union June 20, 2003

Jack Of Clubs

Is a gay/bi male of any race who exclusively bottoms for Hispanic/Latino men. This is typically for those who are into being sexually dominated through raceplay.

Reyes: I heard you love big fat Hispanic c**ks, is it true you’re a Jack of Clubs?

Timothy: Yea baby you bet I am, I just think Latinos are so sexy. Give me that donkey **** of yours papi

by Chavibaby October 9, 2022

flap jacking

when lying naked on ones bed and jumping on to your stomach then to your back resembling flipping a flapjack

I was flap jacking so hard my bed broke!

by MC triple T January 3, 2011

sloppy jack

Some dietary supplement tend to make the taker excrete their own body fat in liquid form (Britney Spears was rumoured to be a fan). However, unlike spears these fluids can be used for the sole purpose of lubrication of the rectum. Perfroming a Sloppy Jack would be to take advantage of these fluids in the pursuit of back door pleasures

Andy puts rohypnol and diet suppliments in drinks to get new girlfriends.

by ManMachine January 24, 2005

Jigity Jacked

Something that is really messed up.

Thats jigity jacked up man

by Mallory December 19, 2004

Cactus Jack

Cactus Jack Records is a record label founded by rapper Travis Scott. The label's current acts include Scott, Sheck Wes, Don Toliver, Luxury Tax, WondaGurl, and Scott's DJ, Chase B. The label also has its own publishing division, Cactus Jack Publishing. ITS LIT!

Im so happy Don Toliver signed with Cactus Jack

by astroxibby January 27, 2021