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J-Virus

Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.
"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the

J-Virus".

Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?

>.<
by IliveThatLife October 26, 2013
mugGet the J-Virusmug.

baba j

a term i use for my wittle discord kittens(/j) as a joke instead of bbg/baby girl
Baba j im sorry, dont break up with me or ill become gacha emo baddie hated child😭
by AceOfSpadesLoser September 13, 2022
mugGet the baba jmug.

J-Strang

A manly man who bangs a lot of women and hosts parties every night.
He is the J-Strang of my school, he gets play everyday.
by Djh33 May 11, 2016
mugGet the J-Strangmug.

J

The best letter. The most amazing. Look at the way it curls.
Person 1: "I'm a J my guy."
Person 2: "Nobody asked."
by wrng9hrew8ty-r3q Guy January 13, 2023
mugGet the Jmug.

J MACKING

LEAVING A POOR SCHOOL FOR A BETTER SCHOOL. USAULLY FOR ATHLETIC REASONS. A DFW TERM.
I HEARD 2 SOPHMORES WAS NAMED ALL DISTRICT AFTER J MACKING TO ANOTHER HS
by THE DUB INFO October 27, 2023
mugGet the J MACKINGmug.

J-Blo

j-blo
{jay-blow}

noun

A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.

A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.
"I swear that man is never happy with his income. He's a real j-blo"
mugGet the J-Blomug.

fermi davish j

She is the beautiful girl that I have ever met she was my first true love . I love her still. I'll never give up on her till I die. Love you fermi

Raswanth Krishna S B
by Darkangelcr7 November 23, 2021
mugGet the fermi davish jmug.

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