Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…

“Oh I think I ripped a cord cord” “you should check your anal cords”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

Anal Ramming

The act of when a man shove their genitalia into another mans anal region so hard it bleeds out of their penis

Also hurts like shit.

Hey man, your bleeding.

Nah i was just Anal Ramming

by Bitch_Nigga November 24, 2014

Anal-lyse

When a man checks a woman's behind with a rating system that goes from most likely a man, A.B.B, A.B, D.A.B, T.A.B to G.A.B.

Damn son let me anal-lyse that girl.

She an A.B *grunts*

by Where's my urethra December 10, 2017

Anal crayon

Anal crayon is a sexual game where you and your SO see who can stuff the most crayons up there ass

Suzy and her SO were playing Anal Crayon and stuffing crayons up there Booty hole

by Slyhound21 March 16, 2014

Anal gloppy

The act of picking someone up and spitting in there at

Watch me anal Gloppy this bitcg

by Red1981 March 21, 2021

anally graduated

Means that you graduate from the anus and become the biggest piece of shit everyone hates

Sam: I bet you were anally graduated! Oh wait! YOU WERE!
Ricky Jones: -gasp-

by QuinnT July 6, 2014

Lobster & Anal

Unwritten rule, that if you buy a girl lobster for dinner, you get anal.

Always do surf and turf on the third date. Lobster & Anal is awesome.

by BC1969 May 17, 2025