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Anal Luge 

The flowing of a poop at a high speed through the large intestine to the finish line.

Bruce: I think I just an Olympic record
Lisa: What are you talking about? You just pooped.
Bruce: I know, but that poop raced down the Anal Luge so fast that it must have crossed the finish line into the toilet as a new Olympic record.

Anal Luge by TrumpFucked August 3, 2019