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Fart-Fish-Fuck

Simple Redneck guidelines to live by...
Jeb- "What do you want to do today Zeb?"
Zeb "I don't know, we can either watch the grass grow or I guess we can do what we always do"
Jeb "Fart-Fish-Fuck it is..Ill get my pole ready"
by Stains and Smears May 30, 2018
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Pout Pout fish

The most awesome children’s book of all time. Pout pout fish makes everyone’s day better and the best shit you’ll ever read. It’s a magnificent work of literature. 10/10 would recommend.
Jerry says”Have you ready pout pout fish?”

Karen replies “what’s that?”
ONLY THE BEST BOOK EVER!” Jerry replied
by Awesomereads June 7, 2018
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Picking fish bones

Picking out the fine little details just to prove someone wrong
"ok. We have everything packed"

"We don't have the dresser packed. Or the TV. The bed is still up"
"Now your just picking fish bones"
by BuckWildBurnside March 20, 2019
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Fishing in the Wrong Pond

When ones entire approach to trying to improve one's career and dating life is systematically flawed and unlikely to lead to any kind of meaningful progress
After getting the cold shoulder from every girl across the board and a generic rejection email from every job he applied to, Chad quickly realized he was fishing in the wrong pond and decided to work on developing his own personal brand rather than chasing others.
by D Flawless December 8, 2019
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North Star Fish

When fingering through the Rolodex of beef curtains, and you cannot find the appropriate hole, seek the North Star Fish near the rear of the anus, and track your way north to find the vaginal opening.
When walking my fingers through unpioneered lands, I use the North Star Fish to orient myself to infiltrate dat pussay.
by Jcooley1103 April 29, 2019
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fish-a-nella-jelly

a word used for combining different types of animals together
girl: fish-a-nella-jelly

boy: fish-a-nella-jelly

everyone: fish-a-nella-jelly
by ethewizzle May 23, 2019
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Dum bass fish

Person1: Don’t say dumbass bitch in my video.

Person2: what about dum bass fish, I’m technically not saying a curse word.

Person1: uh, sure that will work you dum bass fish!
by Travis Scott Rager #85 September 19, 2019
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