K9 rim job

The act of lifting up a dog's tail, kneeing beind the dog, and licking it's poop chute.

After Trixie poop on the lawn, Ed cleaned her off with a K9 rim job.

by byrd June 14, 2004

rum job

The act of licking the anus to sexually stimulate a gay male or dirty bitch.

Holy shit rummie gives the best rum jobs north of the Mexican border.

Man I could really go for a triple special rum job right now, I just took a huge douglas.

by Deez Nutz May 5, 2004

Twisted Rim Job

When a person receives a rim job while hanging upside-down with your legs over your head.

Joel: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Rick: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Twisted Rim Job. I almost fell off my pull-up bar.
Joel: Sounds like a great time.

by Conor Brody November 22, 2009

Maddalena Hack Job

The act of changing a friends facebook status through their phone or computer while they are preoccupied with something else.

A facebook game played between friends where points are given for every post replied to a status update submitted by the attacker while the victim was preoccupied.

Facebook Status: "I'm so depressed, why does everyone hate me?"

Facebook Friend: "I love you! Don't be depressed"

Facebook Victim: "Damnit! I didn't post that, it was a Maddalena Hack Job!"

by The Fairy Godfather March 9, 2010

Alaskan Paint Job

Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.

Can also be used with any state or town!

Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!

by Rusty Sheriff's Badge May 28, 2011

Get a real job.

An overrated phrase that always comes from someone who cannot accept the fact others have better job possibilities.

Telling someone to "Get a real job." is more of an insult than a piece of advice.

by OmegaVideoGameGod September 2, 2016

full time job

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014