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Take everything I have

Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...
Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
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I'll take a BOSS

A chick-fil-a sandwhich with not pickles, refered to as a Boss. Created by a pickle hater nick-named Boss.
"Welcome to Chick-Fil-A May I take your order?"

Yea I'll take a Boss

"No problem"
by Nobodyspecial3434 September 5, 2011
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take it for granite

To presume dat something is "rock solid".
Prudential Financial uses da Rock of Gibraltar as their logo, but even in their case, one should not automatically "take it for granite" dat dey will keep you fiscally secure in all aspects and areas of your life.
by QuacksO January 21, 2022
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Take this in

A phrase used to set the mood and prepare whoever you’re taking to for an incredible story.
A: “Tell that story about you and the green haired girl again!”

B: “Ok ok one last time. So take this in…”
by D123L123 February 10, 2022
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You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high
Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.
by sawalawg February 5, 2010
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taking mandy home for christmas

When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)

MANDY=MD-MA
Person 1: You got Mandy

Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?

Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas

Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas
by TkMhFc July 24, 2017
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Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.
My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.
by Books and Babies August 11, 2025
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