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Punch Drunk

When someone had stayed up long they begin to act disoriented.
Awe shit!!! There goes Amber again knocking shit over she must be punch drunk after being awake for two days!
by 77TamBam80 November 3, 2025
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Punchy Authority

When someone directs you, even if they’re upbeat, they might start rhyming. They get into it sometimes.

These people are usually pleasant, understanding, and nonvolatile. The authoritative aspect is subtle, like describing how they’d do something or not realizing they’re imposing themselves. However, some do exist. You can tell the difference. One is noticeably less pleasant or harder to spend time with.
Always never allow yourself not to be ready when shit goes down man, because you gotta look out!

Person: that’s punchy authority?

Podperson: idk I mean he did tell you what to do and it ended up being funny.. kind of

Person: what? He didn’t say anything! What does that even mean?

Podperson: The instructions were to look out, do you even pay attention when others speak?

Person: Thats whatever the hell you were talking about for ya, I’ll just wing it..
by Say_Words January 16, 2026
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KO punch

Opening the clit and beating the hell out of it.
by The Wangsta February 25, 2003
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captain punch

The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.
I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.
by xoyoungz November 19, 2007
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Invisible PunchBuggy

A reason to hit somebody when you fart. When you pass gas say "Invisible PunchBuggy" and punch someone as you would in a normal punchbuggy.
*fart*
Haha invisible punchbuggy!
*punch*
Ow!!
by manicpanicd July 23, 2008
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Flubber punch

when a person uses their flubber to their advantage.
"i totally flubber punched steve yesterday"
by mombo555 April 4, 2009
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Whore punch

A test for STD's not HIV/AIDS, a long q-tip looking thing is pushed up the hole at the tip of your penis and moved around, hurts alot, much like being punched in the stomach.
I banged a hooker, I have to go get whore punched now.

Jack-"Dude did you see that girl I slept with?"
James-"Yeah you might have something"
Jack-"NO, I don't wanna get whore punched to find out, I'd rather not know"
by Tyler J a February 23, 2009
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