Essentially a hoe. it's basically a double sliced pizza pie so you could come back to it if you put it down for an "hour"
by V0808 January 26, 2021
Get the Pizza Piemug. A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
Get the American Pie Expressmug. by Sam pie shore October 7, 2016
Get the pie g shoredmug. The act of anal sex while in the missionary position. Since the penetrating party must “reach around” the vaginal area of the other participating party, the name is a given.
Bill: Oh, that girl loves it in the ass...
Matt: But I heard she’s a total starfish.
Bill: I just had to reach around the pie.
Matt: But I heard she’s a total starfish.
Bill: I just had to reach around the pie.
by PieReacher January 9, 2018
Get the reach around the piemug. Pie wrappering is a life style. It is mainly used in the trucking world but has made its way into everyday use.
While on a long haul truck adventure, the driver finds himself becoming bored behind the wheel. Starts to browse instagram girls, one thing leads to another and he begins to crank down behind the wheel while driving. To save a messy gravy stroke clean up, the driver inserts his coozer into one of the many empty pie wrappers, performs his coup de grace into the wrapper. Saving himself a clean up.
Truckers have also begun to swap the second use pie wrappers when they meet up at truck stops.
It is unsure why they do this, maybe to compare load size, or a quick protein hit prior to getting amongst a pie wrapper session. One can only speculate.
While on a long haul truck adventure, the driver finds himself becoming bored behind the wheel. Starts to browse instagram girls, one thing leads to another and he begins to crank down behind the wheel while driving. To save a messy gravy stroke clean up, the driver inserts his coozer into one of the many empty pie wrappers, performs his coup de grace into the wrapper. Saving himself a clean up.
Truckers have also begun to swap the second use pie wrappers when they meet up at truck stops.
It is unsure why they do this, maybe to compare load size, or a quick protein hit prior to getting amongst a pie wrapper session. One can only speculate.
“Hey big John, can I get a copy?”
“Go for Big John!”
“Copy, running late for the deadline, pie wrappering blow out. Be there asap.”
“Copy that, I’ve got a couple of packed aged wraps for the swap.”
“10-4 good buddy”
“Go for Big John!”
“Copy, running late for the deadline, pie wrappering blow out. Be there asap.”
“Copy that, I’ve got a couple of packed aged wraps for the swap.”
“10-4 good buddy”
by Puta Pendejo December 11, 2024
Get the Pie wrapperingmug. by Queen Onion March 18, 2020
Get the apple pie a la mopemug. 