The perfect man does not exist, however a man that will fight along side you and make sure his love for you is known. He will make sure it's evident in not only his words but his actions and he will continue to put effort, commitment and time into you as long as you show him the same respect. He will not agree with something you do or say but stand by u in public and bring it up when it's just the two of you. He will plan days for you to go out weather that be at a cinema, bowling, going for a walk, a night in with snacks or a picnic. In order for a man to be imperfectly perfect he has to always try for his women as long as she is trying and giving him the same back.Its about remembering the small things asswell as the bigger things.A "perfect " man may make mistakes like noot messaging youu for a couple hours because he's gaming but his other actions will make you secure enough within the relationship to know that it's because he's having a time to himself not because you have done anything wrong. They key word I is not perfect, the key word is MAN.

I have the perfect man, he went on holiday and brought me back a shell because he remembered me saying I collected them as a kid.

The perfect man by Nikkihouldey April 13, 2023

Get merch

Erectus Perfectus

Noun; A spell in many media franchises that acts exactly like penis enlargement pills

Person 1: “Erectus Perfectus”
Person 2: “…”
Person 1: *penis grows 5 extra inches”
Person 1:” alright I’m off to go meet my tinder matchup”

Erectus Perfectus by Tabbylab May 21, 2023

Get merch

the perfect bf

his names joseph and he’s the most cutest, nicest, sweetest, caring, smartest boy in the whole entire world and even tho he might not think it he’s the perfect bf.

Friends: joseph is farr from perfect

Me: no ur wrong in my eyes he will always be perfect
The definition of the perfect bf is my bf joseph the most perfect boy in the world, my monkey

the perfect bf by daggerdicc14 July 21, 2023

Get merch

Literally perfect

If something is "literally perfect," it causes 0 harm to anyone or anything and is 100% beneficial to the universe. Something or someone that is literally perfect cannot be improved in any way.

Literally perfect

Literally perfect by coveted seed July 27, 2023

Get merch