Fractured Penis

Probably the most hideous sexual injury a man can suffer behind waking up next to a dog rough woman.

Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.

The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.

The clinic was full of people with a fractured penis, it is all the rage at the moment.

When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.

by Doug up February 23, 2018

PENIS DRAGON

A person who is really angry and mean due to an inflamed crotch region...

Brittin yelled at me today like a total penis dragon so I could tell his crotch was inflamed

by Ceebs Deebs May 8, 2018

Penis dog

A hot dog but it's a penis in a hot dog bun

Before preforming portuguese chocolate he fed her a penis dog

by Blowjobisbetterthannojob March 6, 2017

pussy penis

When your clit is so big it looks like a dick

girl1: damn girl ur pussy penis big af lemme suck on it
girl2: AYeeeee im finna give my bf dis shit his name is Nathan Paul Porter

by ljhwfeaburghfbubvsdr March 15, 2017

Penis-Wrench

A man who fucks so much, and has been so successful at pleasing women, that his sex giving powers have reportedly saved women from death. The word "wrench" implying that this individual can stop anybody problems with their Johnson that they are a gift from our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Some Penis-Wrenches have reportedly cured cancer, Blue-waffle, etc.

Brynn: Hey Val, I thought you had a fever, you probably shouldn't be out in the cold!

Val: Oh, I'm better now, Matt is such a Penis-Wrench that he cured me!

Brynn: Ooh, what's his number?

by TheOriginalPenisWrench April 18, 2016

nature penis

A penis in which case looks rather small when flaccid but very large when erected

Hey bro I have a nature penis it sucks tho because the ladies think it's small and I have to tell them it gets a lot bigger ugh why do I have to have a nature penis fuck

by Ba timeouts April 30, 2016

siege penis

1. When someone has a fucked up dick

2. When someone has a big dick

Johnny is walking like that because he got fucked by a siege penis last night.

by PainGang666 May 5, 2016