Stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old

And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...

Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry

That old man Larry is such a cock block

by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023

old age

A slang term that refers to the increase of death rate with each passing year past the age of 20, which happens after someone has previously had all-time low death rate throughout childhood and adolescence

Ever since I hit 21, I feel like I'm in the 'old age' zone—every birthday feels like a countdown now!

by Emotional Cruiser October 10, 2025

nasty old hag

my grandmother

grandkid: i dont want your cookies, nasty old hag!

by comesockcutiepie August 9, 2023

old log

While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.

"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."

by Davellin August 28, 2023

Olds

A small town in Alberta, Canada filled with whores and crack heads and knocked up teens. Everyone either drunk or high and only care about getting laid and partying

Damn she’s a whore must be from Olds

by Shooopyy December 8, 2019

Steve's Old Bay

When you need a little encouragement to eat out a girl on her period to earn your wings. You just toss some old Bay seasoning on it and chow down cause you ain't a quitter, and you love Old Bay

She was on her period and I couldn't eat her out until I pulled a Steve's Old Bay.

by dayoldhotdog June 14, 2023