E-Jack-O-Lantern

A pumpkin with a hole carved in it, meant for sticking one's penis into for masturbatory purposes.

Hey b, heard you got one of them e-jack-o-lanterns, lemme smash!

by silly boi mcgee November 04, 2017

S O U P!

General all around goodness/perfection.

Student 1 "What grade did you get on your report card? An E? Loser!"
Student 2 "No, I consumed S O U P! and using only 0.1% of my new founded power I altered space time to give my self an S+ Grade."
Student 1 "Da fook?"

by CEO of S O U P! February 20, 2021

12 O' Clock Tuck

When your in public and you get a boner, so you flip your cock up into your waistband. It feels really good so try not to bust a nut into your bellybutton.

"I was sitting in class thinking about Gabby and Brandon, cuz i'm bi,when I got a boner so I did the 12 O' Clock Tuck and no one knew I had a boner. It felt so good, I almost busted a load into my bellybutton." said Tucker

by Brandoner Smith January 02, 2008

ass jack-o-lantern

the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)

the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.

by My Aim Is True August 18, 2008

The fiery fist o' pain

Puttin your meat on the table, spread icyhot on your knuckles and you pound it into the table

I was doing the fiery fist o' pain last night, it got warmer in there real quick

by thecoon768 February 05, 2010

Five o' clock eyeshadow

The female version of a 'five o' clock shadow'.

When you apply fresh eyeshadow/eyeliner in the morning, then realize that is has all smuged/melted/creased by the time you get home from work.

Usually caused by cheap makeup and/or a hot environment.

Five o' clock eyeshadows aren't nice.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Katie when she got back from the office?

Girl 2: I know! She had five o' clock eyeshadow.

by The Lulzinator September 12, 2009

E O my V

Means eat out my vagina.
Fun to use, especially in school.
Abbv. for "Eat out my vagina"

If I S your D, I need you to E O my V.

by Kara P. August 07, 2007