Dry fire

In climbing, when you’re pulling really hard on a hold (usually a crimp) and your fingers slip off with absolutely no warning, sending your ass to the pad.
When you dry fire it’s not uncommon to leave a chunk of your knuckle on the hold. Your fingers might also snap shut so fast that they hit your palm and it sounds like you pulled a pulley. Or you might actually pull a pulley.

*climber falls suddenly*
“Girl did you just pull a pulley?!”
“Nah just dry fired on that stupid slimp”

by GayClimber April 27, 2025

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The Mozambique Fire Drill

The act of a group of people getting out of a car at a red light and quickly rubbing their taints on the car behind them. This is all done before the light turns green.

Me, Anto, Emmet, Jimmy, and Squally hit The Mozambique fire drill last night.

by Ana Ferrel July 29, 2023

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Minority Fire hose

When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.

I gave my girlfriend a Minority Fire Hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.

by BlueBooty November 19, 2014

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