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T-shirt mask-querade

When you space out your mask and make a lame effort to comply with pandemic protocols by pulling your T-shirt halfway up over your face, in the style of Mort in the Bazooka Joe comics.
Lookit this tool, tryin' to pass himself off with a t-shirt mask-querade.

Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.

That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!
by Creed Cur May 1, 2021
mugGet the T-shirt mask-querademug.

T. N. M. P.

Totally. Not. My. Problem
Teacher: Where's your Homework?
Kid: My Dog Ate it
Teacher: T. N. M. P.

A zero for today.
by kaboblet34 February 20, 2011
mugGet the T. N. M. P.mug.

Big T Small p

Reference to Donald J. Trump, whose last name is spelled with a big "t" and a small "p". Play on "big talk, small penis". Refers to a person who makes loud and annoying claims to make up for deep insecurities.
"You know that Donald J.? He's the real deal, tells it like it is, right?"
"Naw, he just talks big. Big T Small p, know what I mean?"
by millstone December 30, 2021
mugGet the Big T Small pmug.

College T-shirt Whore

Someone who is obsessed with getting t-shirts with multiple Colleges on them
Crocker: "Johnson, you bought another friggin college t-shirt?"
Johnson: " Well what can I say? I'm a college t-shirt whore!"
by Maranda May 19, 2005
mugGet the College T-shirt Whoremug.

Creighton Universi T bag

Member or members of Creighton University T-bag said person(s).
Kevin pulled a Creighton Universi T bag on Libby.
by HI IM Andrew!@!~~~~~~~!!!@#!@# October 12, 2009
mugGet the Creighton Universi T bagmug.

n t b

lisa was so wasted that she and bettina showed their n t b and ohhhh yea
by Bettina and Lisa April 7, 2007
mugGet the n t bmug.

shit t face

Looking like a asswhipe that live in the dark all his life and havent eaten a cracker or a bean snack all his of her's life.
When that ass whipe came out of the 2000 yr old well he looked like a shit t face
by Evan Baker February 19, 2005
mugGet the shit t facemug.

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