bum bleed

The result of a hard day of defecation, or the consumption of sunflower seeds shell and all.

Will: Dude I just ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds!

Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.

by WanghisKhan April 16, 2018

Bum crumble

Bum crumble

A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.

by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019

grazing your bum

a 2020s slang word

a slut that gets thrown on their own bed by their daddy and one of the bed's wooden planks snap in half-

me: dude last night icb my gf grazed my ass-
my sister: y'think?- grazing your bum is quite cute- ♡

by lxss♡hannah April 5, 2021

Bum

Anyone that is lower/less person than you

I’m so much better than him. He’s a bum

by Gavin Wilson October 16, 2025

Bum-noting

Using a plastic pillow to glide on the snow!

I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good!

by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024

cock bum

CUNNNNNT

FUCK YOUR A GAY COCK BUM

by Graham ezzzzza October 29, 2019

Trump Bum

Any MAGA Republican, AKA Trumplican qualifies for this title!

The massive Trump Bum sunk the expected Red Wave, hilarious!

by seudokode November 9, 2022