hayward horseshoe 

When a male's member is so large that it can be bent downward and inserted into his own anus.

"You know what? Fuck you and your shitty East Bay friends. You all can sit around HAYWARD HORSESHOEING yourselves; I'll be in SF."

hayward horseshoe by malconsidine February 3, 2006

The Horsey ride 

This was originated by lacrosse players but can be used in any sport with a stick, or just a stick and not in a sport, if ur angry at someone i guess. U ride ur lacrosse stick like a horse and jump into the air next to someone. U pull the stick high into the air and crack it down on the team tool next to u. Variations to this technique have been established, such as running up and hitting the kid in the back of the helmet, or the classic 360 horse. guarantied many laughs

We really disliked this one kid who had gay green mesh on his stick and looked like a mexican, but his parents are white as snow, so we made sure we did the horsey ride to him quite often

The Horsey ride by MendelBomb September 23, 2006

Horsegirl 

A human girl that has horse ears and a horse tail. She also possesses their amazing running ability.

Damn, did you see how fast that horsegirl was running?

Horsegirl by horseconnoisseur June 16, 2018

horses ass (horsespatut) 

a person that consistently does foolish or stupid things. An irrational person that makes little or no sense. Obnoxious person

He was the biggest horsesass I have ever seen.

horses ass (horsespatut) by Gary Gonzales September 1, 2005

horseshoe 

Losing one's hair in such a manner where upon the remaining hair resembles a horeshoe.

I just went to my high school reunion and JT had a FULL HORSESHOE!

horseshoe by abrupt February 11, 2007

horsey 

A dance sensation, similar in spirit to the Affe, that is currently sweeping the Midwest.

Do the Horsey!

horsey by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

Horsey 

A horsey is usually a young girl in her teens. A common name for a horsey is Madison. She usually has natural blonde hair, but has dyed it brown or black. Skinny jeans are her thing!! Her boyfriends name is Fredrick. And she is dearly loved by her family and cousins: Big Piggen and Heff.

"Oh my gosh! Hey Madi...Do you plan on staying across the street with those Horseys??" "They are your family you know!"

Horsey by Big Piggen and Heff February 6, 2010