no hands mystery batch

Cumming without touching yourself.
Typically a younger males first foray into orgasm.

For my Bar Mitzvah on my 13th birthday, I touched the hookers tit & had a no hands mystery batch before my Unkle Lenny could pay her.

by Mrs. Beverly Gibson July 19, 2016

hamburger helper hands

Thick meaty hands

Calebs got them meaty hamburger helper hands

by Quaf June 2, 2016

second hand masturbation

when another person preforms oral on you and you kiss afterwards...

person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation

by polarisbae June 19, 2016

second hand stink

Going into a bathroom after someone takes a nasty dump.

I hope no one blames me for a "second hand stink" I just took a piss.

by Speedway13 January 31, 2018

keep my hand in

To participate in an activity enough to maintain proficiency, especially in sports.

"I don't play tennis as much since college, just enough to keep my hand in."

by PzKVW January 27, 2017

Shanghai hand-shake

(SHANG-HI HAN-SHAKE)

1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)

2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.

I haven't heard back from any of the places I applied to. Pretty soon I'll have to start giving Shanghai hand-shakes behind the pawn shop to pay the bills.

by Mr. Facnyman extravagant tits November 4, 2012

Chicken in your hand

The act of masturbating.

(Manager calls employee early in the morning) "You want to come in to work on this project today?" (Voice on the other end of the line sounds low and sexy) "You sound like you have your chicken in your hand!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"

by MassBoss July 30, 2013