For my Bar Mitzvah on my 13th birthday, I touched the hookers tit & had a no hands mystery batch before my Unkle Lenny could pay her.
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1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)
2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.
1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)
2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.
I haven't heard back from any of the places I applied to. Pretty soon I'll have to start giving Shanghai hand-shakes behind the pawn shop to pay the bills.
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(Manager calls employee early in the morning) "You want to come in to work on this project today?" (Voice on the other end of the line sounds low and sexy) "You sound like you have your chicken in your hand!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"
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