fucking david

A particular feeling of exasperation felt after either listening to the fuckery that is David speaking or after being in the presence of David for an extended period of time.

Person 1: David won't stop sending me video's of people dying from 4chan.
Person 2: Fucking David...

by NiggaTurnt May 8, 2017

Skin Fucked

When you try to hack into another gamer's Fortnite account to steal their skins and they end up taking yours.

My friend skin fucked BigBagJayy when he tried to hack into his Fortnite account to steal his vbucks and skins. BigBagJayy is the worst hacker in history and as a result, no longer has any skins.

by TreeChopper011 July 25, 2018

Fuck Welts

Multiple bruises and raised red marks emanating from the vaginal vacinity as a result of slappy coitus.

I didn't think the dick-slapping would cause such well-defined fuck welts.

by Schmedley Finkelstein November 28, 2010

Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?

by cincycats51 May 14, 2014

fuck off

define: to piss off or go away

go fuck off

by Damagic January 31, 2018

Fuck Sherpa

Guides who help facilitate the task of copulation with abnormally large people.

Jackson: I would have taken that girl home last night but...

Chris: But what?

Jackson: I wasn't about to scale that crag without a Fuck Sherpa.

by Billy Hornet March 13, 2009

angry fucking

When you're pissed at a person, but you think a good fucking will calm you down.

"Ugh, I was so pissed at Mark. That led to angry fucking. It calmed me down." -Girl 1
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" -Girl 2

by Evilchikin March 7, 2016