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Boner

A boner is expression of a male penis being erect. Also known as blood rushing to the penis
by anonymous April 21, 2022
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Boner frigate

An organisation, community, or place typified by frustrated homosexual energy, typically male.
My brother works in IT at Yale — during the day it seems like a friendly place, but if you saw their web logs at night — man, that place is a boner frigate.
by jtrefgarne April 21, 2022
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BONER

Dani said to the viewer "thanks BONER very cool"
by saltbag` November 17, 2020
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Boner

What happens when you lay eyes on Trevor Dale Olson
"Bro turn around, you'll never guess who just walked in"

"Bro, it's Trevor Dale Olson! Shit, just popped a boner!"
by Lysterine420 November 21, 2020
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Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.
Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.
by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020
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Care Boner

When you care so much you get hard
Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!
by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 2, 2020
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Boner

A person who drinks milk. Is coined by Dani
Hey! We got a boner here!
by Stark Yeeteris December 27, 2020
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