The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".
Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
The feeling you get when justice is finally performed on someone has been dersiving of it for some time. This is generally heightened wit the demise of corrupt officials.
"Finally Trump is being charged for incitement of the January 6th insurrection. I have such a justice boner right now."
by Zombieslayer69 September 24, 2023
When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.
by xXOhio4Lovers February 02, 2023
An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017
When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies
by adyyodaddy May 28, 2024
When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
by Incubator September 18, 2023