Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.

Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.

by Piky321 July 22, 2025

anal mosquito

A very analy mosquito

"Is that a flying anus?" " Nope, just an anal mosquito

by PapiNorts April 9, 2017

Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Anal Valicteon

A word describing someone who sexually sucks on their partners finger after they pleasured their dirty butthole.

Scott: Hmmm taste my brown finger you Anal Valicteon.

Sara: yummm your brown finger is scrumptious.

by Anal Troll 121 September 18, 2010

Anal in the ass weekend

The Swanage Railway held a event called the Victorian Weekend but was renamed to anal in the ass weekend due to its funny nature

Sorry I'm busy this Saturday I'm heading to the Swanage Railway for Anal in the Ass Weekend.

by Cheesybacon28 March 27, 2024

Lobster & Anal

Unwritten rule, that if you buy a girl lobster for dinner, you get anal.

Always do surf and turf on the third date. Lobster & Anal is awesome.

by BC1969 May 17, 2025

Chinese Hangover Anal Vagina

A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)

"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"

"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"

"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"

by TrueKnowledge_11 October 25, 2022