On July 30th, anyone can harass people with the first name of John and they can't do anything about it
by ThePotatoPilot December 17, 2022
Get the Harass John Day mug.Hood Niga John (aka jeses christ) is the the son of King Nigger (Aka God)
Hood Niga John is the holiest name of Jeses Christ
Hood Niga John is the holiest name of Jeses Christ
by Jitfromdahood November 23, 2021
Get the Hood niga john mug.John Thadeus McDonald is a interesting man. If you see this beast walking with a snap, be weary that's his Thad walk. Jack is the kinda dude that'll coach a youth football team with you even if you are stuck with a bunch of work anyway. He'll drive you around but he's not a chauffeur, he's an OL Savage, but even more than that, he's a friend. Overall John T. McDonald perseveres through every roast you smack him with. In the end Jack is a big ole boy who plays O Line but could debatably play tight end.
by Deeesus June 15, 2017
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Get the elton john week mug.A female whom in the past & present has been involved in a gastronomical amount of sexual acts or intercourse involving a man's penis.
"Man, that Jenny Smegbreath chick is such a whore, she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun!"
by Nigey Mc August 27, 2009
Get the John Wayne's gun mug.Dude, did you see Chris last night? Larry convinced him to boof some drank and he yeeted his cololn and fell TF out, totally got John Wilkes Boofed.
by ponoche the kid May 13, 2021
Get the john wilkes boof mug.A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.
I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.
by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023
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