take in a cock

A rather weird way of saying "to screw up" or "to mess up"

Person 1: "Woah, he definitely screwed up this time!"
Person 2: "Yeah! He really did take in a cock."

by D4rk5id3 October 11, 2023

Take over payments

When you have kids with a woman and split up and someone else who wants to be with the woman is willing to step up to help the kids and be there for them.

" Did you know Jewels ain't with Garett anymore? No but they have a baby together right? Yes but I'd take over payments real quick.

by Foxu2 June 18, 2018

Taking up legs

The equivalent of walking somewhere

Rhiann: what's happening this evening then?
Josh: we're taking up legs t'spoons

by Riri53 October 20, 2017

take a punt

Take a gamble

Take a punt....Take a chance if you want to risk it...like betting on a horse or similar

by Bodenmummy March 2, 2022

take a biscuit

Becoming a slang phrase for “take a shit” in South Africa.

I’m going to take a biscuit

by Stephzsz January 14, 2018

Taking the pistachio

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".

Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!

by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017

Takes Tuesdays

A phrase used to describe a long period of time; a long wait

Marky: Hey man, is that Pizza done yet?
Josh "The O": Nah man, you know that shit takes tuesdays.

by TheBlackDonKing May 22, 2009