When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.
Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
Get the taking a schmidtmug. When your friend states they will be somewhere by a certain time, then falls asleep for hours instead.
Aw man, I invited Jeff to play Call of Duty, I guess he decided he was taking a Gilbert instead.
Was going to to go out tonight, ended up taking a Gilbert instead.
Was going to to go out tonight, ended up taking a Gilbert instead.
by SlicktheWild July 3, 2024
Get the Taking a Gilbertmug. Hym "They are taking land (BACK) from white farmers (Who were installed by a more technologically advanced civilization to exert peripheral ownership of the people I the country because (as Gayve Jewbin has said in the past) if they own the food, they own the populous) That's what he means to say."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Get the Taking land (BACK) frommug. A term used to describe only the most beautiful things in the world. This term should be used every time you refer to Kimmy specifically.
Kimberly is absolutely breathe-taking!
by ScubaSteve31 December 16, 2020
Get the Breathe-Takingmug. I didn't know your address so I took the machine.
We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?
Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.
We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?
Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.
by Pajek April 27, 2006
Get the take the machinemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>It Will Take I, ANgel JOse RObles, $36 Dollars USD To Change My Name<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 