Ordering Take Out

Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.
Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.

Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.
by TheAllyKat December 29, 2011
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Taking it to the basket

Taking your partner to the basket clamp her vagina open then slam dunking your size 7 basketball into her intestine, this refer to a male then creating a second vagina in the stomach then fucking it until it stops bleeding
You want to take it to the basket honey.
NO im calling child protection services dad.
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Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.
When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.
by Sand Digger May 03, 2019
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taking a lonely

1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie

2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you
Definition 1:

I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.

Definition 2:

"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"
by phorgiven September 08, 2022
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Taking a lonely (dump)

A phrase used to describe the act of defecating without having your smart phone with you.

a mental health exercise

Other related phrases:
"Soliturd time"
"Dropping an ace" (dropping a deuce)
"Taking myself to the superbowl"
A: "I just really need to stop over thinking."
B: "Have you tried 'taking a lonely'? It always helps me."
by xiacobolt September 08, 2022
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thai take-out

Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.
by unicornjiz August 22, 2015
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