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poo trampoline

When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment
'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'

'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'
by Stegorubber January 19, 2017
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nanny nanny poo poo

a teasing little thing, kind of like BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: stop thattt
bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: i am going to gauge your eyeballs out if you say that one more time
by mytomynanameto August 11, 2024
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poo chi

The energy or vibe that one feels when doing a poo in a particular place. Good poo chi is a pleasurable pooing experience, whereas bad poo chi is a poor experience.
The poo chi in that public toilet was absolutely horrendous!

My hotel room toilet has the best poo chi. Such good vibes
by Teejaywill November 11, 2022
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Poo juice

Liquefied poo.
Want a swig of poo juice.
by poo juicey June 14, 2021
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Poos

Something warm, wet, snuggly and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.

The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.
Id like to take the time to write you a letter, and formally thank you for an exceptionally tight poos.
by Jvader January 24, 2023
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Deju poo

The feeling that this shit has happened before.
Man! I just had the worst deju poo! I thought I was done with that shit.
by Especialperson October 24, 2012
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Yum-Poo

‘Yum-Poo’ is an edible and anti-balding shampoo product created by the company Unsuccessful Baits and founded by Mr.M.
The product has multiple uses as:
a sauce, an edible/drinkable snack or full-course meal (specific flavours).
The Shampoo was additionally designed to promote the re-growing of hair cells from balding heads.
Other products have been shown to reduce smoking addiction as well (Singapore edition).
Everything about the product has been developed by trusted Scientists, Professors and Stem-Cell researchers.
All ethical and moral guidelines were followed and checked during the development of Yum-Poo products and flavours.
Dommy French: "I think I'm going bald!"
Mr M: "Well just use Yum-Poo, it's proven to regrow hair from balding heads"
Dommy French: "I'm also a bit hungry"
Mr M: "Well you're in luck because it's also edible too, drink it in the shower, kill two birds with one stone"
by Xuan-News August 13, 2024
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