Un-cracked Egg

A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.

“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”

by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022

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Trivia Crack

The most addicting app on the planet. Mostly done for bragging rights

I can't stop playing Trivia Crack

by Boston95 October 6, 2016

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couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch

I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack

by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017

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barista cracked

when ur drink is made so well and looks so pretty that one would assume their barista was fucked the night prior

typically a reference to starbucks

bri “woah did you see how good my latte looks”
amanda “the barista cracked”

by princessvodka November 12, 2025

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chronic crack

It's when the food is so good it's like crack. Or your dealer put crack in your food...

Joe: Bro your mom's macaroni is chronic crack! It's so good! I'd eat it out like I eat my dog!
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...

by I'm not ty May 24, 2018

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