by need to do some laundry... May 1, 2021
Get the old school spicemug. You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.
by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020
Get the old fart alumnimug. by Old Jimbob2 October 14, 2010
Get the Old Jim And The Mountain Orchard Bandmug. A newborn person that has just begun to explore the world. Some talk, some don't. The development of the human body also happens the fastest in this time, so the baby's age is mostly counted in months or even weeks in this time. People aged this young have no real consciousness, but show human characteristics. Not much to say about people aged 0.
Part of the Age Group: Baby
Part of the Age Group: Baby
0 year old: Goo ga goo ga.
Marcus: Is this your son?
Thomas: Yeah, but he's only 0 years old yet, or 7 months to be exact.
Marcus: Is this your son?
Thomas: Yeah, but he's only 0 years old yet, or 7 months to be exact.
by LegacyFilet January 26, 2024
Get the 0 year oldmug. by Dick head wannabe May 8, 2018
Get the old hell shaftmug. A top-notch Straight Rye Whiskey, distilled in Clermont, Kentucky. At 80 proof, this light-bodied aromatic delight goes great either with a classic whiskey cocktail, or neat and simple. It was the known whiskey of choice for the infamous gunfighter Doc Holliday.
by J.T. Spadafino February 11, 2013
Get the Old Overholtmug. by Things that annoy me 161 March 12, 2019
Get the The old Irish backstopmug.