Blue pine stingray

1.) The blue pine stingray is a stingray recently discovered by the Jorge foundation of marine preservation and exploration. Blue pine stingrays can be found in the fjords of Norway, especially those near or within the arctic circle. The stingrays are given their name from the blue pine trees in the fjord where they were discovered. Blue pine stingray shave evolved the incredible ability to live outside of the water for long periods of time, and can breathe moist or damp air through primitive gills, but will not survive in dry environments. The blue pine stingray poses a high threat to humans exploring Norway’s fjords. The stingray can be found on both land and sea, and may even have a freshwater larval stage, so Norwegians are advised to watch where they step and report any confirmed sightings to the Jorge foundation for marine conservation preservation and exploration. The stinging barbs are designed to pick up small bacteria, protozoans, and other disease causing organisms. A sting can cause seizures, hemorrhaging, amnesia, paralyzation, gangrene, and ultimately a slow and painful death. The blue pine stingray may provide a large contribution to stem cell and cancer research, but this field of science is still young, and the blue pine stingray is rarely studied. Reports exist of a Norwegian cruise line ship carrying a specimen to Sweden, where a small colony has begun, but shows no sign of growth. The ecology of this creature is a mystery to science.

Idiot 1: *steps on a 1x16 lego brick*
Idiot 2: At least you didn’t get stung by a BLUE PINE STINGRAY!!!
Both: *chuckle*

by Cyanea capillata January 5, 2020

Dick blue cheese

When you're uncircumcised and you have dick cheese but you also have blue balls. So with that combination is dick blue cheese.

Damn my girl wouldn't let me smash cause I was uncircumcised and man I had major dick blue cheese.

by Dickbluecheese June 6, 2019

Blue Lives Matter

Blue Lives Matter (abbreviated BLM) is a grassroots social movement that aims to empower Smurfs and to eliminate all discriminatory practices against Smurfs. It was established in early 2018 when two Smurfs got jumped by police officers because they were allegedly causing a ruckus on the streets (when in fact they were just singing and dancing). After the incident happened, people took to Twitter to express their animosity against what these police officers did, and thus the #BlueLivesMatter hashtag was born.

"Doesn't matter whether you are white, black, brown, or blue, everybody should be treated equally no matter what. The fact that two of our own had to experience such unwarranted discrimination is just outrageous. #Blue Lives Matter"
-Papa Smurf on Twitter | 8:21 PM - 26 February 2018

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 29, 2020

blue yankee fitted

Just like it sounds, a traditional navy blue New York Yankees hat thats fitted, i.e. not adjustable.

I rocka blue yankee fitted; 7 1/4

by D $ February 14, 2005

blue screen of death

Bill Gates you are one sick sick man, to create something this horrible, and why does it have to be blue why can't it be green or pink or purple.

Im stitting in the computer lab and suddenly the computers one by one start to blue until all the computers around me are blue then I say to myself "oooh shit, wait until I save my work,....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
-Bastard-

by Unreal Spatula March 4, 2005

Brunette blue eyes

Someone who has brown hair and blue eyes. Most guys think this is the best eye color to go with brown hair. Girls with brown hair and blue eyes are normally outstandingly beautiful and have great personalities.

Hey did you see that girl? She's such a brunette blue eyes.. So beautiful

by Dat_turtle April 22, 2014

blue angels formation

When crop dusting is not enough. Blue angels formation is when two or more people pass by the same area, in formation, and pass gas. Usually for a very distinct offending purpose.

Holy shit, did you see Tyle and Ike pull the blue angels formation past that group of people in the hunting section of the super-walmart?

by spine4you13 April 16, 2011