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Notre Dame is on fire

Shit is potentially irreparably fucked, and even if its not forever, its going to be a long time before its better.
"Hey, how's work going?"
"Shit man, Notre Dame is on fire..."
by Antiguns McChestytraps April 15, 2019
mugGet the Notre Dame is on firemug.

Alaskan fire hose

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop
Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it
by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024
mugGet the Alaskan fire hosemug.

GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.
If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
mugGet the GEICO fire extinguishermug.

Mexican Fire Torch

Getting a rim job from a girl whilst shitting so poop goes all over there mouth but they keep rimming u
Damn that girl was a freak she gave me a Mexican Fire Torch after dinner
by Xx lone sigma fister xX August 4, 2025
mugGet the Mexican Fire Torchmug.

Bulgarian Fire hydrant

When viciously finger a women till she has an orgasm. You collect the liquid, and keep fingering her until her blood mixes with her orgasm. You then mix the liquid with alcohol, and keep drinking till you and the girl get black-out drunk.
"I had a blast doing the Bulgarian Fire Hydrant to a girl last night."
by Maxdagoat2508 July 3, 2025
mugGet the Bulgarian Fire hydrantmug.

Sick fire nasty

Yo bro have you seen that new movie” “ yeah bro that shits sick fire nasty “
by Stinkpoo115 October 30, 2023
mugGet the Sick fire nastymug.

Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.
"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"
by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020
mugGet the Canadian fire drillmug.

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