National Eat out your girl day

On my dumbass of a friends birthday you may eat your girl’s pussy if you want to it will be on July 1

Dude: Sorry bro I can’t hang out today

Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro it’s July 1 it National Eat out your girl day

by ACETONE November 16, 2022

Would u rather eat a raw egg?

The almighty question of asking for the action of the devouring of a raw egg.

Wanna go down 8 vic later??
nah what would you do if i said would u rather eat a raw egg?

by Leo mclenan November 19, 2022

eat, the revolution

A scary game where you eat

person 1: Hey! im gonna play Eat, the revolution
person 2: HELL NO
person 1: why?
person 2: UNCLE HUNGER FROM THAT GAME WILL KILL YOU!!!

by Acidd September 15, 2022

Eat The Red Flowers

An act that bodily commits a person to a terrible conflict, through a transformative or unforgivable act that makes it impossible for the one who "eats red flowers" to back down from the conflict. Examples of red flowers may include acts of violence, but could also include "Fighting Words", offensive speech that clearly and unambiguously expresses an intent to fight.

It's an idiom from the foundational indie game, Cave Story. Within Cave Story, Any mimiga (rabbit person) who ate a local variety of red flowers would turn irreversibly into a violent monster. There was some implication that the warriors of the mimiga took highly diluted infusions of red flowers for strength, but even they took great care not to go too far. A mimiga would only knowingly eat a red flower once they were ready to die fighting.

"There's no point in engaging with them. They've eaten the red flowers. (They've tweeted some really stupid and offensive things that they're not going to want to ever have to acknowledge they were wrong about, so they wont, so we can't reconcile)"

"No Averill, don't shoot a partridge in the lord's private hunting grounds. If he finds out he'll deploy his army and try to evict us."
"Let him. We peasants are ready to revolt, and we'd win. I'm going to do it, Barclay, sooner or later I'm going to eat the red flowers."

by 7154b22954f68d626c891921a6a5e0 September 16, 2022

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022

cake eating motherfuckas

could mean a fat person, a gay man, a couple you see in public, or just someone you generally don't like.

oh my god dustin look at these cake eating motherfuckas

by rocky69420 September 23, 2022

eat my head

When someone annoyingly talk way too much they eat my head. Nagging or just won’t stop talking about bullshit no one cares about.

*Homie be talking all day about some random ass chick he met in Liverpool*
Me: Bro shout the hell up you’re eating my head dude.
Homie: sorry mate my bad you’re right I didn’t notice.

POV your wife is an American woman born after 1990:
You: Fuck my wife eat my head all day long bro.
Bro: What can you do bro, you married an American girl that was born after 1990, that’s how it is mate.

by H00P0E September 23, 2022