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Eating the ostrich

A gay man blowing a straight guy who insists he's not gay.
Alan and Iwent out with Paul and his wife last night, when I walked into the bathroom later there was Paul, and Alan was eating the ostrich.
by Ostrich08 September 3, 2022
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Eat

When Used In The Context Of Fire Arms It Means The Weapon Will Blow Chunks Out Of Someone's Flesh As If They Were Being Eaten.
"Pull Up With The Choppa Let It Eat"
by HeySpliffy September 5, 2022
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eating jizz

When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.
I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.
by Wifflum January 2, 2022
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had to eat nutella

Actually means had to jerk off to little kids
by sunline January 5, 2022
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eating the cotton

And after an individual takes a long strong inserts into a tampon that is inside a menstruating vagina and then sucks vigorously until the tampon is clear of all menstrual fluids
Can you believe that John is in there eating the cotton again
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Eating Club

An organization for a group of foodies that get together multiple times a month to try new things, have unique dining experiences, meets new people, and support the local economy.
Syracuse, NY is the only city in the USA with an Eating Club
by theeatingclub.co January 12, 2022
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Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.
by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022
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