Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.

Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .

by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022

douche

loser who claims fame but has never had it, claims tours of America that were in fact holidays paid for by wife and family, and tries to tell folks about said holidays at a child's funeral.

"Trying to tell me about your holiday at this kid's funeral? Man, are YOU a douche!"

by Hamadryad July 29, 2012

Douche Fleet

A group of douches normally containing at least three Douche Tanker's and several Douche Canoe's.

"That group of guys are a real Douche Fleet."

by thepainfuldeath September 21, 2009

Douche Canoe

Someone so full of themselves, that they feel their physical appearance entitles them to to be admired. At which point, they then utilize this false sense of admiration to attempt to take advantage of infatuated victims.

That douche canoe thinks that just because he tries to impersonate Kurt Cobain, it automatically makes him a talented idol, when in reality he is an unskilled parasite.

by Seattle010518 January 7, 2018

Douche-u-sign

Enhanced pdf for legal documents executed remotely. Implies that the receiver is the last in the chain and is the “douche”. In vogue now during layoffs.

So that was it. A zoom call, accept the terms on douche-u-sign for severance and hit the road.

by SvenTY May 23, 2023

Douche cream

The gunk that comes out after a girl douches

I ate that douche cream with a spoon after she douched last night

by Jeffythefry June 20, 2016

Douche Bag

Occasionally a turd who's not the nicest. They're looking for weak people or socially awkward people to be a fricking wad to.

Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.

"You're a douche bag!"

by CyanideOverload November 11, 2019