Double Douche

He's usually man with a square shaped face, massive muscular arms and a tight fitting shirt (possibly pink). He's constantly on the prowl for any eligible woman he could have a one night stand with. When he walks, he likes to flex his protruding arms and look from side to side, to make sure women are checking him out.

He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.

Did you see that double douche flirt with that girl?

My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!

by dizzle12345 September 10, 2009

Dragging the douche

1 - verb. To bring something entirely unwanted to an event, gathering, or party. Must usually a bad attitude but can include material items such as horrible music or a smelly friend.

Don't tell Karen about the party she always drags the douche. or: God that guy is always dragging the douche!

by Gotelc December 18, 2008

Think you douche-it-all

A person who tries to diss on something that he/she knows nothing about.

Rego: You play Magic! Man that game is so gay and for nerds!

Jeremy: Fuck off! You know nothing of the game. You're a fucking think you douche-it-all.

by JB!!! :) April 22, 2009

Doughnut Douche

The guy in your office that eats all the doughnuts and leaves none for anybody else.

Nathan is a doughnut douche!

by Bt0723 December 30, 2008

counter-douche

the act of counter-acting a douchebag move by putting an even larger, douchier douchebag move into play.

"Holy crap, Luke just counter-douched the shit out of Trevor. Trevor made fun of Luke's shirt, but Luke depantsed Trevor and everyone saw his 2" penis."

Trevor wore a backwards hat, Luke wore a backwards hat with a popped collar and lanyard sunglasses.

by Semenema April 20, 2010

3 button douche

a person who does not button the top 2 buttons of there shirt to show there chest hair.

Dave is such a 3 button douche,nobody wants to look at his chest pubes!

Don Johnson

by StickySteve23 June 28, 2010

Pickle Juice Douche

A douching practice where a woman uses the leftover juice in a pickle jar to tighten her vagina.

Last night I did the pickle juice douche and man is my pussy tight...or so my man said.

by The knight rider May 15, 2019