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George W. Bush

The person who came up with the idea to make bicycle frames thinner than an eggshell and make them out of brittle carbon fiber and then overprice them.
George W. Bush ruined Vintage Bikes and priced them like craZy
by Knmagor June 15, 2024
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don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
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Blaziken Bush

When a man's pubic hair is so unkempt that it completely engulfs the shaft.

This references the Pokémon "Blaziken", who famously always looks like he has a bush covering his dong.
I had a bad Grindr hookup last night. The motherfucker had a Blaziken Bush. I felt like I was flossing when I was going down on him.
by Tom Cruise Dawg May 15, 2024
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Bush bond

Bush bond is cop slang for when an an officer has sex with a woman he has detained in exchange for letting her go free. As in, she posted bond with her bush.
Tim Harris tried to claim that sex with victim Lorraine Harris was a bush bond, and that it was her suggestion.
by MrsMuffins130 September 26, 2022
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Bush’s Brain

nickname for Karl Rove who read over 100 books a year on average.
Bush’s Brain is a stalwart on the world’s largest tv station-Fox News.
by Coop Dupe December 8, 2019
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Bush Pickle

(N) noun: A small, uncircumcised penis surrounded by way too much public hair.
"Stacy, did you hook up with that Sigma Kappa guy last night?"

"Yeah, he wanted me to give him head but I choked halfway through on his bush pickle, i couldn't breathe and it took me forever to find the thing!"
by dixonhand June 30, 2020
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Bush

Gujy:Hey u got any bush?

Bush dealer: Yeah man how much u wanting
by STonEr GirL 🤡 February 19, 2020
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