reverse boner

when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.

man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!

man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.

by BoxIconer May 2, 2022

Boner

A boner is when blood rushes to the penis and easy to get rid of

*a femboy walks by*
Mark: Dam i got a boner just by looking at her

by FemboyMilk May 9, 2022

Strategic boner

Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.

Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.

by TheMisterMan January 4, 2022

Boner

Boners are people who drinks milk.

Btw, this word don't mean ANYTHING sexual. This word uses mainly Dani's fans.

Only Boners drink milk.
You are true Boner because you drink lot of milk.
Enjoy your milk, Boner!

by Tomajjs January 16, 2022

boner

a sick member of milk gang. super thicc

Good job boner! -Dani

by nickyagami123 September 23, 2022

boner

when your dick stands up

dude 1: i got a boner
dude 2: why did you got a boner?
dude 1: look there is a sexy girl

by mewsem October 21, 2022

Homeowner Boner

1.Getting excited from cheaper than usual housing costs.

2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.

Did you see the price of this house? I have such a Homeowner Boner right now.

by Cheese Chunder October 24, 2022