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Mouth boner

Wanting to eat something really badly
Ahh man those corndogs look so good I just got a mouth boner
by 5444tvfshm8 November 26, 2018
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Boner

Boner With one N, Is a male or female with stong bones who has a lot of calcium and LOVES drinking milk 🥛 ❤ 🥛

For the first time A Programmer Called Daniel William Sooman Also known as Dani, DaniDev or Milkman Dani (born in June 15, 1997)
Wow, Thats A True Boner
by Fatih Shtavica November 23, 2021
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Reiki Boner

when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you with a fully pitched wang and generally stink of piss
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. get that thing the hell out of here! Reiki Boner
by spacedolfin August 5, 2024
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Programming Boner

The sudden urge to code a new application just because someone gave you an idea.
Person: "Just imagine a website where people could document slang words."
Developer: "Man, you gave me the biggest programming boner right now!"
by Taway May 23, 2023
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pointy boner

when you sharpen you dick with a pencil sharpener or a razor blade
I was so bored on the weekend i gave my dog a pointy boner.
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Boner

Your friend: Bro let's talk to the new kid
You: Nah bro he's a total boner
by Halobeast123 February 19, 2025
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BTC boner

The thrill you get each time you look in your digital wallet.
Stonks are dead, but I got the biggest BTC Boner when I checked my digital wallet this morning!
by HillbillyHippy April 14, 2021
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