beaver

a twunk you hate more than anything

you’re such a fucking beaver

beaver by igotu August 31, 2025

Beaver Glaze 

Shiny, slick mucous residue left behind from a woman's orgasm.

I was beaver glazed by her WAP!

Beaver Glaze by Matdakis September 16, 2025

beaner 

A way to express your true American self & show that you hate hispanics. Mostly you want to add "wet back" and "border hopper" after you say this term. It's a way to make fun of hispanic individuals and make friends. If you want to get more racist call the a "border bunny".

Joe: "Hey you see that hispanic person walking?"
Trump: "Yeah that border hoppping beaner?"
Joe "Woah, don't make fun of his race, they have cute young latina girls."
Trump: "You're right, I want a torta on my face right now."

beaner by ndottyneverlackinalwayspackin October 1, 2025

Beaver butt

A person who resembles Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head, especially when making a weird smile or laughing at something that isn’t actually that funny. Or A chaotic chant used to summon maximum stupidity in a friend group. Usually repeated rapidly and gets dumber each time.

Quit giggling like that, beavis. You’re being a real beaver butt.

Beaver butt by Grahmr October 29, 2025

Beaner

An advanced practitioner of Bean Play™, mastering levels from sprout to full legume enlightenment.

You know John Doe is a Beaner right?

Beaner by Max Levio November 28, 2025

beaver fever

A humorous euphemism for a female STD.

Davoin: You didn’t bang out Sharkeisha last night, did you?

L’Carpetron: Hell nah, dawg. I heard she got the beaver fever.

Davoin: Das right my G, bish got the herpegonnasyphylaids. Best wrap it ‘fo you tap it.

beaver fever by Paul Sateingshaft December 15, 2025

Beaver whistle

When a plastic tampon applicator is deposited in the toilet which results in it being clogged

Don’t leave your beaver whistles in the toilet!

Beaver whistle by Squeeler5000 December 25, 2025