A curriculum vitae listing a jobseekers sexual credentials, written in an erotic, yet professional tone to show sincerity when seeking sex based work.
I’ve applied for a job in one of Amsterdam’s most prestigious boudoirs by submitting my Anal CV, which will surely put me head and shoulders above the other applicants!
by blocknine July 12, 2023
by BigdickMN April 12, 2020
One day, oh just a normal day! Then? BOOM! POP POP! WAIT WHAT! OH NO MY ASS IS RIPPED OUT, I GOTTA GO TOO THE DOC. I SHOULDA LISTENED TOO THE WIFE AND TOOK THE CORKSCREW OUTTA MY ASS! AND NOW I HAVE ANAL RUPTURE! GODDAMNIT MAN!
You feel a massive drop and pop in your ass, aKa, A Anal Rupture, and honestly, theres nothing too do… your screwed. Don’t mind the pun, but its quite truthful
WHY MAN WHY ME? WHY DID I HAVE TOO BLOW UP LITERALLY! IDK WHAT TOO DO I MEAN MY ANAL HAD A RUPTURE, A RIPOUT IF YOY MUST!
WHY MAN WHY ME? WHY DID I HAVE TOO BLOW UP LITERALLY! IDK WHAT TOO DO I MEAN MY ANAL HAD A RUPTURE, A RIPOUT IF YOY MUST!
by Blownbell66 November 16, 2022
by Tommy960 November 29, 2017
It involves 3 mates, one bends over on. 90 degree angle (pants off) the other pours a beer down their ass crack, whilst the third positions themself under the ass and drinks the waterfall of beer that has moved through the crack region
by Wolfpacknz January 31, 2024
When ones ass has been conquered so many times by the folks in the land, and they are considered the bestest of all in blackhole sink diving.
Yo homedog meat nugget, I was ass sanding this asian cock popsicle and she was the motha fuckin anal budha!
by The Original Madcow June 30, 2009
by ZombieZero197 March 17, 2021