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anal constriction

The act of rose budding your asshole then taking the smallest rubber band you have and wrapping it around your rose budded anus until you come to anal climax. Legend says it’s the most intense orgasm a human body can experience.
Bro, she did this anal constriction shit on me and had the most mind blowing gasm.
by D1eB1tch November 14, 2022
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Anal merc

When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.
During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.
by BigdickMN April 11, 2020
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anal exhaust

These people are straight up huffing Anal Exhaust
by Pyrple October 22, 2019
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anal beepage

The process by which an enraged asshole motorist makes his or her feelings known to other motorists through the passive-aggressive action of beeping his or her horn.
Waiting three seconds to put my foot on the gas after the light had turned green caused me to fall victim to the person behind me's anal beepage.
by jerkstorecalled July 26, 2018
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anal retentive

Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.
Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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anal

James my ass is so honey pls fuck it

Jono said can I join in

then Dion walked in fucking another bitccccch and her name was Ellie

they had a good time and a good fuck

anal is a pee-pee going in a poo hole
by james & jono in my bum October 19, 2020
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anal sausage

a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl
dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament
by eszy June 22, 2016
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