anal crisp

When your anus is crispy.
"Damn, that bitch got an anal crisp".
by Anal crisp May 04, 2017
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Anal Hog

Someone who gets so brutally pounded in the booty, that their entire essence becomes that of an ugly, ravenous, pig-like creature with no standards or common sense.
Nicole- “WOW, that pounding was fantastic. I need more.”
Chris- “Holy fucking shit dude, Nicole is an anal hog.”
by kushman16 August 23, 2018
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pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014
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Anal Valicteon

A word describing someone who sexually sucks on their partners finger after they pleasured their dirty butthole.
Scott: Hmmm taste my brown finger you Anal Valicteon.

Sara: yummm your brown finger is scrumptious.
by Anal Troll 121 September 18, 2010
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Anal Ring

A heterosexual orgie. At least 5 guys stand in a circle and fuck eachother in the ass. To not make it gay they have to wear socks. A woman with a strap-on can be added as "hinge". Another woman can be in the middle of the circle with a drum and she sets the pace in which the guys pound.
BRO 1: "Bro wanna participate in our Anal Ring next Saturday?"
Bro 2: "Nah, I'm gay."
by Flammenwerfer-Hans December 03, 2021
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Straight Anal

Straight Anal is a sex move where a straight couple (man and woman) perform anal. However, it is not the penis that is getting inserted into the woman's arsehole. The woman is inserting her vagina/tit into the man's arsehole. The man can be lying down and the woman can sit sideways across his arsehole facing either backwards or forwards if vagina inserting. If tit inserting, she should lie down on top of him and insert her tit.
Keith-'Yo Tim how was last night with Sommer'
Tim-'Bro we tried Straight Anal, it felt weird but was good'
Keith-'I need to try this with Riley'
by duhagfowgf8whfWG June 24, 2020
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anal hygienist

An individual trying to pretend to have a PHD and specializes treating ATM infections
Dr. N. Pedro Machado, just because I told you I have a sore throat infection, doesn’t make you an anal hygienist practitioner, does it?
by Jack Waxman April 12, 2024
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