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cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.
"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."
by DasTesseract October 14, 2016
mugGet the cunt pocketmug.

Nasty Hot Pocket

Must have 5+ players. Each person will take turns trying to cum in a Hot Pocket, within a timespan of 5 minutes. First person that can't cum in 5 minutes, has to eat the "Nasty Hot Pocket".
Blake: Wanna play "Nasty Hot Pocket" this Saturday??
Xander: Sure! That's my favorite game!
by ilovetotouchlittlekidsofalltyp September 5, 2021
mugGet the Nasty Hot Pocketmug.

Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.
George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.
by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019
mugGet the Crayon in the back pocketmug.

Flesh Pocket

Using a body orfice to hide something, usually dope or contraband in prison.
I got pulled over, so I gave my dope to my girlfriend. She shoved it down her pants and into her flesh pocket so I didn't get caught.

When I got stripped down after visitation, I had the weed in my flesh pocket. Made it back to block, pulled it out, washed the baggies and made a mint selling it on the yard.
by Guitar God Jay January 19, 2016
mugGet the Flesh Pocketmug.

hot pocket mom

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.
Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!
by Spacemonke June 26, 2021
mugGet the hot pocket mommug.

grass in the pocket

An elegant form of mosh dancing that consist of hunching over, and aggressively picking grass up with your hands.... and proceeding to place said grass in your pockets.
Hey dude, I saw you doin the grass in the pocket at the show the other night.. stellar performance!
by Mojojo123 July 20, 2020
mugGet the grass in the pocketmug.

Pocket jerking

Mostly a whimsical stranger that jerks people off by reaching into there pocket and touching them vigorously also known as a pocket thug
Yo! How about you stop pocket jerking!?
by ayeb0ss March 27, 2015
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