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Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket
Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.
by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016
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Hot pocket

Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.
by Faranani February 19, 2022
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Hot Pocket

A snacc but looks 7 course meal and more attractive than pizza roll.
Gurl! You be looking like a hot pocket!
by Bootayy420buffet69 October 19, 2018
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Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.
A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"
by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022
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Hot pocket

When you’re camping on a cold night with someone and the only way to stay warm is to zip up your sleeping bags together and make ravenous love to each other until the friction from the body heat inside the sleeping bags creates a warm center.
As temperatures dropped rapidly we realized the only way to survive the unexpected blizzard was to create a hot pocket.
by Slambamthankyoumam July 26, 2020
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woman-pocket

I want to have sex with your woman-pocket.
I want to put my dick in your woman-pocket.
by No Condom John October 7, 2009
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Pocket Fap

The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public
I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing

fap wank masturbation
by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016
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