John J

Such A dumbass who catfishes everyone. His parents will send him to other people's houses and earn money by sex.

"Hey, John James Wanna have Sex tonight"
"Hey, i need some condoms, John James"

by Alina Rose November 24, 2021

j-marc'd

ˈjā-märkt (adj)

The act of being hidden (note: not deleted or removed) or being identified ("marked") as a nuisance for random and meaningless Facebook posts that do not always solicit a response from their friend or fan base.

Those hidden or "marked" usually have a feeling that "bad publicity is good publicity" but lack the understanding while they might still be loved, that their Facebook presence is "out of sight, out of mind”.

What you haven't j-marc'd them yet? It was hard to do cuz i love um but I found it super relieving.

by seabearpbear December 28, 2010

J Gertz

Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.

nigga i cant believe that, thats J Gertz as fuck.

by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025

J-Truck

When ever your homie has a dump truck and their name starts with a J.

Dang Jalen, you’ve got a J-Truck. Since when have you been packin all that cake.

by Joe Mamma( * ) March 16, 2021

The J

Abbreviation for the state of New Jersey a term coined by twitch streamer PlaqueBoyMax (aka PBM from The J)

Q: “Where are you from?”
A: “I’m from The J”

by omch5blowin November 3, 2025

J money

J money means to lie or to cap

Friend 1 :some girl said she’d give me head
Friend 2: j money

by yayadropemoff March 29, 2022

Ameira J

Noun; insecure woman who spends her days drinking and eating away her sorrows. She also speaks poorly of all her friends behind their backs.

A bitter woman who buys her friends time, has nice eyes but is a disgusting person.

When you meet Ameira J she seems nice but really she is a sad excuse for a good time.

by MJ28 November 12, 2022