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Slut Water 

Any brand of fancy or expensive bottled water (i.e. Voss, Fiji, or Smart Water)
Also can be any bottled water with a bottle shaped in such a way that it may be used to masturbate.
Person 1: Hey before we go to the strip club will you grab me my Slut Water from the fridge?

Person 2: No! Fuck you! That's my Slut Water, you slut!

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Anonymous: Hey, wheelchair dick! Where's my Slut Water?!?!
Slut Water by WhorinBallzack July 20, 2010
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Shark in the Water

Shark in the Water is a term used to convey that one is menstruating, and thus is dangerous; or to say that the "waters" are "off limits" for that week.
Not tonight, baby, there's a shark in the water.

You had better clean up after yourself, there's a shark in the water.

Blue Water 

A can of Bud Light
Those Floresville boys can kill a case of Blue Water in no time!
Blue Water by ClemDeLaClem September 19, 2011

Is Water Wet?

Water is not wet.
Is Water Wet?
Bryan: No, if you splash water on a mirror, the mirror is wet, not the water.

Bridge Over Troubled Water 

Similar to an Eiffel Tower, but the girl in the middle is arched, facing upward, tits to the ceiling. She's also positioned over a toilet, taking a dump. That's the troubled water.
She's savage, said no to doing an Eiffel Tower with me and Ronnie, but was cool with going for the Bridge Over Troubled Water. She had Taco Bell a few hours before.

Sugar Water

A term used to describe 87 gas. Usually has the highest concentration of lead, and is the cheapest.
You still riding ol' Betsy on the sugar water.
Nah I upgraded to some concentrate.
Sugar Water by LiezureSuitLarry August 27, 2010

Clovis West Men's Water Polo 

Kick ass water polo program, one of the best in Norcal (and the state for that matter). Buchanan's worst nightmare.
The Golden Eagles beat Bellermine in 2004, what now bitches!