two-points

To put out or short a blunt.

"Do you want to hit this?" "Na' two-points."

by ounzer September 21, 2008

Maximal two day

22.02.2022
Twenty second of the February, of the year 2022. It's also a palindrome.
It's an only date with full twos that you're going to witness in your life. Next one will be in 200 years, from then you have 18 thousand years or 20 thousand years for it to happen, a maximal two day.

Hey man! I will never see a maximal two day again because of you, that's why I'm going to take a number two on your car.

by derDybuk November 12, 2021

two christmas kid

when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases

jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Tichu for Two

A sneaky, two-player version of the classic card game Tichu, typically played by four people. Often used as a covert excuse for two individuals to meet up and spend time together, usually under the guise of "just playing cards." Commonly employed when one or both parties are trying to keep their budding romance on the down-low from their friends.

Bro, I walked in on them playing Tichu for Two in the coffee shop, and Julia was blushing so hard she couldn’t even play the Phoenix card right

by mothy123 February 2, 2025

déjà two

The simultaneous feeling of having a déjà vu event about the same déjà vu event.

Kai felt he was having déjà two, experiencing déjà vu of having déjà vu about the present moment.

by Rhondaa November 29, 2021

Two Tone Tom

Someone with a really bad farmer’s tan.

“Jesus Billy, you lookin like a Two Tone Tom right now. Go to the beach and even that tan out!”

by coopertone July 16, 2022

Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.

Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022